Week of March 21, 2011

The YMBL South Texas State Fair is back in town!!!

We kind of did this as a joke one year and then found the following year, two of our items where on the menu. Do you like the fried Twinkies and Snicker bars? You’re welcome.... KIDDING!!!
Here’s a list of possible “new” food ideas for the South Texas State Fair this year.... No particular order or digestibleness...

* Fried Marshmallow Pizza (Mmmm… creamy)

* Carmel Bacon Tacos (it has a certain chewy crunch thing going on)

* Turkey Milk Shakes (works with both meat and dairy)

* Venison Hot Pockets (for the wild game hunter in us all)

* Gumbo on a Stick (one year, I’m going to figure this one out… we’ll all be rich!)

* Chocolate Dipped Chicken Legs (just melts in your mouth)

* Onion Funnel Cakes (Think of it as a giant hush puppy)

* Pork Fried Rice Balls (big, portable, boudain!)

* Yard-Long Hot Dogs (like three ‘footlongs for the whole family)

* Mashed Potatoes and Brown Gravy Pistolettes (maybe throw some bacon bits in there, too)

* Sausage Flavored Popcorn (you thought the butter was greasy, whew!)

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