Week of April 18, 2011

OKAY!!!! Let's catch up on some EMAIL!!!

SCARY: Behold: Bacon, the Cologne That Smells Like Bacon

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UMMMM... Dead Alien Found in UFO Hotspot in Russia...

FUN FACT OF THE WEEK: 47% Of Americans Will Pay No Income Taxes [If you stop to think about it, that means that you now don't make enough money ]

DEREGULATION FALLOUT?: Air Traffic Controller Suspended For Watching Movie Instead Of Radar [Is it just me or ]

ADDING TO THE SHOPPING LIST, Aerobie 80R08 AeroPress Coffee and Espresso Maker

Who is Stefani Germanotta

Weird Al Gets the Go-Ahead to Include Lady Gaga Parody on Album [Weird Al Rocks!]

The Top 7 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches (on Steroids) [Mmmmm... Now you're talkin'...]

World's Worst Public Art: Human Obama Sculpture... [???]

10 Notorious Tax Evaders Who Didn’t Get Away with It [HAHA!]

Apple devices logging movements: researchers [Oh, silly... It's to prepare you for your personal implanted tracking chip later on when the human race is enslaved... tee-hee...]

HUDSON, Texas, April 20 (UPI) -- A 71-year-old Texas woman whose door was kicked in by would-be burglars said her home now bears a sign threatening future intruders' heads will be "blown off." [Well, I wouldn't argue with her...]

EVEN THE BBC KNOWS, Firefighters in the US state of Texas are battling to contain wildfires which have burned more than one million acres in the past fortnight.

SURE IT WASN'T JUST UGLY MICE? A Missouri man visiting his son's home in San Antonio, TX, reports hearing a pinging sound outside his bedroom window and then seeing three alien beings inside, according to April 18, 2011, testimony from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) witness reporting database...