Week of May 9, 2011



Soon to be here in concert...




Jim Marrs thinks that Osama died back in 2001...


IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Disney Trademarks "Seal Team 6"


Revealed: How mini black holes pass through the Earth daily without causing any damage


Access Denied! 18 Places Google Maps Won’t Let You See


CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. (AP) - A dog that wasn't quite housebroken may have indirectly been responsible for a bomb scare at a New York courthouse...


HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - School officials say the students at a Pennsylvania school are getting sandwiches for lunch for failing to appreciate the hot meals the district provides...


FORT WORTH -- Fire and police dispatchers were busy Tuesday night answering calls about "fireballs" in the sky and on the ground in east Fort Worth...


Alarming combo: Bedbugs with 'superbug' germ found


QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Zombie Awareness Month is designed to make people more aware of the coming zombie plague," Mogk told AOL Weird News. "It's getting bigger each year and this year, the focus is on helping children become aware."




Week of May 2, 2011



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DING DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD: Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler both declared dead on May 1


FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF MUDDY WATERS: Iran's intelligence minister says the country has reliable information that former head of the al-Qaeda terrorist group Osama bin Laden died of disease some time ago.


NEWS YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED - PART 1: NORWICH, Conn. (AP) -- Officials in Connecticut are spinning their wheels trying to figure out who dumped as many as 2,500 tires on city property behind a restaurant. [Sounds like a guy I know in Mariceville...]


NEWS YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED - PART 2: Man Dressed as Cow Steals 26 Gallons of Milk


IN CASE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT: As our government hands over billions to Wall Street bankers, jobless Americans live in tent cities and collect food stamps in record numbers. Now when we need it the most, growing our own food may be against the law and punishable by a fine of up to $1,000,000. Think I’m joking? Meet Bill HR 875, The Food Safety Modernization Act of 2009...


NOW YOU SEE IT, NOW YOU... MADISON, Wis. — Wisconsin Republican Gov. Scott Walker and GOP leaders have launched a push to ram several years’ worth of conservative agenda items through the Legislature this spring before recall elections threaten to end the party’s control of state government.


COMPUTER ON A STICK: Game developer David Braben has created a computer that’s about the size of a flash drive — and it’ll most likely cost less than your last date... [$25, eh? Somebody should develope a $50 iPad clone for schools today...]


ADD A BOOKMARK: UnrealityMag.com


YOU THINK YOU KNOW CARTOONS? Faces behind the voices you know...